Title: Copy Editor

Date started: May, 2011

Duties: Edits and Proofs

Mike is a wordsmith. His craft was perfected through years of study in a monastery where he was sent at the age of two. He is fluent in 67 languages. He has created his own language called Schoblaskish. He can type 250 words a minute. Surprisingly, he can write 340 words per minute in Schoblaskish. Even more surprising, he can speak 850 words per minute after a few drinks. He is like Coolio on speed.

The irony is that words can not describe the aura that Mike radiates. For he is a man that can craft words to fit any situation except to describe his own self.

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